Last night’s dinner conversation…

Jed: *having a coughing fit*
Me: You okay, Sweetie?
Grace: You love Jed more than me!
Me: Why? Because I asked him if he was okay in the middle of a coughing fit?
Grace: Well, you look after him better than me!
Me: Again, because I asked him if he was okay?
Grace: *realising she wasn’t going to win*… No, you don’t understand, I’m trying to tell you “good job”.

I somehow don't think that was her first thought!