Genital Obsession

Last night Grace comes flying into the lounge room crying and yelling “Jed punched me in the mouth…”

Michael gave her a cuddle, called Jed into the room and the conversation went something like this…

Michael: Jed, what did you do to Grace?

Jed: Grace…

Michael: I don’t want to hear what Grace did. What did you do to Grace?

Jed: But…

Michael: No buts… did you hurt Grace?

Jed: Yes. I punched her in the face.

Michael: Now Grace, why did Jed punch you in the face?

Grace: I don’t want to talk about it!

Jed: She kicked me in the doodle!

Grace: He put his foot in my vagina first!

Can anybody tell me where I can buy steel underwear???