Checkered Language

Jed was playing a race car computer game the other day and he didn’t manage to beat his competitor to the checkered flag…

Jed: Dick-ed

Michael: What was that?

Jed: Dick-ed

Michael: (still not sure) Sorry?

Jed: Diiiiiiick Heeeaaaad!

Michael: Where did you learn that language?

Jed: Mum says it in the car all the time!

Hey, give me break… at least it’s not “fucking arsehole” anymore!!!