And you thought the Golden Slipper was a horse race…

Napoleon needed a new pair of shoes, so he and Bonnie went shopping to get some. While they were there, Bonnie spied a pair of golden slippers that she just had to have.

Bonnie: Daddy, can I have these please?
Daddy: Not today, honey.
Bonnie: But I waaaaant them! But I neeeeeeeeed them!
Daddy: Okay, but you have to wear them.
Bonnie: Oh daddy, I promise I’ll wear them all the time.

… and true to her word….