A Close Shave
Last night Jed comes running into the kitchen with blood pissing out of his lip screaming “I bleeding… I bleeding”. I cleaned the blood away with a tissue to find a couple of cuts on his lip.
Me: What did you put in your mouth?
Jed: I can’t know!
Me: You’re not in trouble. What did you put in your mouth?
Jed: I can’t know!
Grace: (screaming and running through the house)… DAAAAAAAAD…. JED’S BLEEDING!!!!!
Michael: (walks into the room) Give me a look.
Me: (removing tissue) He won’t tell me what he put in his mouth.
Michael: Have you been shaving?
Jed: Yes!
The little bugger managed to find a razor in the garbage bin and decided to shave his moustache-type area. He mangled his top lip and managed to remove quite a few layers of skin from under his nose. I don’t think he’ll be trying that again in a hurry.
Me: What did you put in your mouth?
Jed: I can’t know!
Me: You’re not in trouble. What did you put in your mouth?
Jed: I can’t know!
Grace: (screaming and running through the house)… DAAAAAAAAD…. JED’S BLEEDING!!!!!
Michael: (walks into the room) Give me a look.
Me: (removing tissue) He won’t tell me what he put in his mouth.
Michael: Have you been shaving?
Jed: Yes!
The little bugger managed to find a razor in the garbage bin and decided to shave his moustache-type area. He mangled his top lip and managed to remove quite a few layers of skin from under his nose. I don’t think he’ll be trying that again in a hurry.
posted by Shelley @ 4:28 pm
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