Little Parrotts

The other night I was giving Bonnie and Clyde a bath and they splashed so much that I was ankle deep in water and my carelessly discarded pyjamas were soaked. I was bitching and whinging that my pj’s were wet when Bonnie eloquently advised me that I should not have left them on the bathroom floor. “You’re absolutely right, I shouldn’t have left them on the floor”, to which she responded “Ha-ha, Buggered yourself!!!”

My 5 year old daughter just told me I’d screwed myself up the arse! What can you say to that?