He did what???

Last night I put both Grace and Jed in the bath and went out to the kitchen to do the dishes.

Bellowing from one room to another:

Grace: MMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUM

Me: I’M BUSY

Pause

Grace: JED’S TOUCHING MY RUDE BITS!!!

My legs were but a blur on the sprint to the bathroom… apparently I wasn't so busy after all.