The Claw Machine

The other day the four of us went out for breakfast and wanting a little peace, I gave the kids a couple of dollars each to play the arcade machines. A couple of minutes later Grace comes back with a stuffed dragon that she’d won from the claw machine or as she calls it “The Crane”.

I was pretty impressed with her dexterity and asked, “how did you win that?” to which she responded… “I closed my eyes and I be’d the crane”.

Where the hell did she pick up that philosophical bullshit… It certainly wasn’t from us!!