Santa Clause is already in town?

Yesterday Jed’s day care teacher, Manuel, dressed up as Santa Clause for all the day care kids. He was very careful in trying to trick the kids. He pulled his Santa hat down over most of his face and combined with the beard, he really couldn’t be seen. He also wore gloves so the kids couldn’t see his hands.

He entered the day care centre with a jolly “HO, HO, HO, Merry Christmas”. Jed went straight up to Santa, pulled on his sleeve and asked… “Santa… Why are you wearing Manuel’s shoes?”

I tell you… they’re not easy to trick!

Sleepwalking is a messy business

Some time ago I wrote about Grace sleepwalking and nearly weeing in the fire place… on the weekend, it was Jed’s turn.

He was having a midday nap on the lounge room floor (I leave ‘em where they fall) so decided I’d lie in bed and watch some of the cricket. About half an hour later, Jed walks to his bedroom door (I can see him from the comfort of my bed), pulls out his willy and weed straight onto his carpet.

“HEY, HEY, HEY…” I screamed… Jed then woke up from his slumber, went to the toilet and finished the job.