An artist should sign their work... or should they?

We’re in the middle of a kitchen renovation and for the last fortnight our dining table has resided in the lounge room.

Late last week I returned the table to the kitchen and when I went back into the lounge room I noticed a beautiful piece of art on the wall under where the table had been.

Me: Jed… Did you do this?

Jed: No. Wasn’t me.

Me: Jeeeddd??

Jed: I didn’t do it. Really. Don’t you believe me?

Me: No. No, I don’t believe you.

Jed: I telling the truth.

Me: Jed, next time you’re going to lie… make sure you don’t sign your work!

There, in the middle of all the scribble was a big “Jed”

Out for a duck... or...

Last night I turned the TV on to the 20twenty cricket match between Kenya and New Zealand. Kenya had just finished batting so they were displaying Kenya’s scorecard and I noticed the first four batsmen got 0…

Me: Michael, check this out… duck, duck, duck, duck

Jed: Goose!