My new favourite pastime

Oh, I found my favourite thing in the world to do yesterday... threaten young boys with physical violence. I was walking back to my car in the car park and there's 2 boys (about 10 years old) with their hands cupped looking into my car....

Me: Don't touch my car

Boy 1: walking away.... "mumble, mumble..."

Me: If it doesn't belong to you, don't touch it.

So I put Jed in the car, got in the car myself and looked over at the boys. Boy 1 gives me the finger... so I got out of my car and started charging at them. They took off like a rocket. I felt strong. I felt powerful! I don't know what I would have done if they had've stood their ground... you can't go round beating up 10 year olds!