I know it's been a while...

But I've been both pretty down and pretty busy and find it hard to blog in that frame of mind, but on the weekend Jed made me laugh so hard I just had to post it....

The other night I put Jed to bed and 5 minutes later he comes out

Jed: "Mum, I'm thirsty"

... so I go into the kitchen, turn the light on and see a huuuuuge mother of a cockroach. I grab a shoe and try to squash it... I missed and it ran into a little hole in the wall.

Me: mutters "bastard"

I drop the shoe and open the fridge...

at the other end of the wall there is another little hole (matches the hole the cockroach ran into) so Jed grabs the shoe and waits at the second hole

Jed: "It might come out this hole"

Me: "Yes, it could".

Jed: "Don't worry mum... I'll kill the bastard".